Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met onthe street. (Elbert Hubbard)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)