I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)