I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)