God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad. (Salvador Dali)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)