Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)