Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met onthe street. (Elbert Hubbard)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. (Plato)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. (Thomas Henry Huxley)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts. (G. B. Burgin)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. (Antoine de Saint Exupery)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. (Paul Erdos)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

He who has a ‘why’ to live, can bear with almost any ‘how’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. (Edward George Bulwer-Lytton)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)